Absolutely.. No fucks were given.

Nope. Unconditionally love the yellow bastard.

Just so you know, those aren't her boobs. They're fake cups over her actual breasts, which are much smaller. I follow her on Facebook, and she posted a tutorial on how to make fake cleavage for cosplays (specifically this one).

This was his reaction when he managed to come back and talk to people. It disgusts me that I have to share my hobby and interests with the type of person that would do something like this to another human being for pure entertainment purposes.

I've been playing games for decades and nothing, NOTHING has made me more…

That's not a bad idea. Swatters should be charged as an attempted murder by proxy.

Perhaps she was born on February 29.

Uhhhhh that individual is not 26 years old.

ummm... as a member of "The" knitting ciricle... WE NEED THESE!!

Good. Fuck him and his Bieber hair.

"I said no. I told him didn't want to do it and it hurt and all that stuff. You know how that goes."

I want to find one, just one positive in this story, so good on the kid who recorded that drunk fucking scumbag. He should go into police work or something. You can hear him forcibly questioning "Brian," without cajoling him, and successfully getting a confession. Good on you kid. A+ job for an amateur.

Reaching for the positive in this story: ROCK ON, OKLAHOMA KNITTING FEMINISTS.