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Who wants a smugstache ride?

He gets a bruise and a mention on Deadspin.

“Eat on Monday what everyone forgot they put in the fridge on Friday.”

Don't forget about those idiots on cross-country skis when it snows.

Never thought I'd see loyal Littles on Deadspin!

he's dancing a jig. Maybe now the stupid podcast delay will go away.

About lackluster service at The Palm?

Seriously, what the fuck was that chef analogy? "You know how great chefs always identify other up-and-coming great chefs?" No, I don't know that. You don't know that. NO ONE knows that.

Wait, you think Simmons was the first person to come up with a the concept of a mailbag article?