I understand like 4 total words in this story.

The only thing he hates more than the media being mistreated is when his Safeway runs out of grapefruit juice.

can't wait to hear Kornheiser go off tomorrow morning!

What drives me most crazy are the podcasts.. HEY EVERYONE, I'M GONNA CALL MY RANDOM ACCOUNTANT FRIEND AND TALK BASEBALL. WANNA LISTEN? No, of course we don't want to fucking listen. Talk to your high school buddies on your time. Recording it and ask for millions of strangers to listen is insane.