The other big plus for managing a baseball team for a day is that since you're wearing a uniform, you get to delude yourself that if the shit really went down you could at least pinch run or something.

I had a house guest prepare scrambled eggs with coconut oil, because of some stupid fad diet he was following. I still talk to him, but relations have been strained ever since.

Download this now, before MLB wipes it from the nets.

There is trauma and stress and death and rape and lifelong injuries and the very real consequences of armed conflict, which you will never ever see during an NFL telecast.

I think there's something else at play with the writers. Denying HOF entry to Bonds et. al. might just be an attempt to atone for the fact that most writers, when confronted with evidence or rumors about rampant PED use, chose to not perform any, you know, real journalism. This is as much about piling blunder upon…

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Actually, when talking about mistakes in any individual game you're referring to just two teams so it's "the team that makes the fewer mistakes."

That's the strangest Jersey Shore audition tape I've ever seen.

Can I get this in Bitstrip format please?

Yellow teeth, black heart.

Normally I'd say that I need to find a way to work the term "frosted werebadger" into a conversation, but I can't think of any other applications outside Fieri or the Smash Mouth singer — both of whom are less appealing topics than leprosy — so I guess this is the one time.

OK fine, but is he LEGIT?

Steve Jobs had breast cancer?

I was starting to wonder how long it would take for Mike Silver and his raging hard-on for all things Oakland to surface.

The problem with guys that good is that they tend to get really big heads.

So does anyone know which team now owns the current longest streak?

Next up, Putin bans the Olympic Torch for being too flaming.

MLB and NBA have roughly equivalent league minimum salaries and are the least damaging for your health, but I'd go with baseball due to a potentially longer career and thus higher accumulated earnings.

This is the company that hired Tom Arnold to co-host a sports talk show.

If by some legal miracle, Aaron Hernandez had all charges dropped against him tomorrow, how many seconds do you think Belichick would wait to re-sign him?