All I keep thinking of is that scene from Kentucky Fried Movie (Fistful of Yen segment) where the little old Chinese guy is hiding in the bedroom with a huge boom mic.

No "A Bronx Tale" = disqualified!

Big deal - let's see those pasty Canucks try that during the Grey Cup in November. Frozen giblets, eh!

What they should've done is get the kid from the Man Show to interview players.

Hey mushmouth Berman, WTF is a "kershibitor"?

I'm still waiting for the class action suit from Knicks fans alleging statutory rape.

The only thing joyous about being a Raiders fan right now is that I'm not a Chiefs fan.

Ow, my fucking ears!

None shall pass!

So between Stuart Scott, Merril Hoge, and this kid, ESPN now has at least three employees whose resumes are written in crayon.

"Bird Rock Bandits"? Lamest. Gang Name. Ever.

So is Countdown going to be expanded to 2 hours to allow for Nap Time?

I'm torn - one the one hand, posting videos of children for the purposes of making fun of them is pretty rotten. On the other hand, look at that fat little puke! SUEY!