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I am the worst thing. I was invited to a wedding in hawaii and i brought my roommate on as a date, but in hawaii we fell in love like some sort of temporary spell. The plane back we fucked slowly under a blanket. We got back and it was just as normal.

You and me both. I have intensely passive-aggressive contests with one of my beloved flatmates who likes the temperature to hover somewhere between the Arabian desert and the surface of the sun. I, being a normal, like it somewhere around 21°-22°C (aka 70°-72°F in American). So every time one of us passes the

I wish he would think in his head before he thought out loud. I'm still over him after his comments about getting an award for black music.

What do you really expect from that ginger faced fart storm? This is the same dude who hand waved away any criticism of him being named “the future of R&B” by some magazine or the other. He’s the Weasley ghost with spattergroit. No one loves him. He is the Kanye to Nicki’s Beyoncé, except he’s fucking wrong and should

THIS RIGHT HERE is why officers need de-escalation training.

I don’t want to see any more articles about this bullshit ever again.

I totes get all my advice on scientific matters from people with degrees in spiritual psychology.

I’m glad you’re here to crusade about the horrors of slavery in the Kinja comments. You do the world a great service.

“It just can’t be good to put all those chemicals on our bodies all the time,” she said.

I’m p sure everything gives you cancer.

This app is based on data gathered from the EWG. They are an anti-science, anti-vaxx, anti-GMO, chemtrial alarmists. Here is further information about them.

Bindler has a master’s in spiritual psychology from the University of Santa Monica and spent the early part of her career as an editor of a yoga magazine.

Bindler has a master’s in spiritual psychology

Oh god Taylor Swift is going to have a perfect fucking baby someday.

I didn’t want kids at my wedding but my now husband gave me a heartbroken look when I said that so I pivoted and not only welcomed kids but hired two sitters to watch the kids and we even had a playground at our venue and reminded parents to bring a change of clothes for their kids. If kids are guests every effort

Srsly - this is a hell of an origin story