If you look closely, she's in her right boot.

No way this is anything but a Fred Armisen Portlandia character.

I'm no expert, but I've read a few books, and I'm pretty sure she's going to need those nipples.

That's certainly true. Even so, the fact that you said you won't counsel patients about science because you "just can't wrap your mind around it" is alarming.

Your mother in law is stupid then.

You know what alcohol increases? Chillness in moms; studies have shown that chill moms are happier, healthier, and better equipped to deal with the trials of motherhood, especially during stressful times like the holidays. Best time to drink, according to that same study (sample size = me)? While you're breastfeeding;…

Less math, more a comprehensive lit review spanning 39 peer reviewed studies over 3 decades. I wouldn't take the word of a Slate blogger as medical advice, but if you look at the journal article it makes a strong argument. Much like with drinking while pregnant, many of the recommendations are rooted in the idea…

All of a sudden I have a hankerin' for some caramel apples and raw milk, followed by some free climbing.

~ 30 years later and that heavy metal parking lot dude is still right:

"Good white people" demonstrate the qualities that all good people demonstrate: kindness, empathy, compassion, thoughtfulness, unconditional love. These are the values I try to instill in my students; that parents try to instill in their children.

Is a member of another oppressed minority (First Nations), I disagree quite strongly with this.

I guess the question is "How can white people be supportive of the issue without seeming to demean or take over the issue? " If white people don't talk talk about what they do in the situation, then the narrative is that white people are ignoring the issue (which so many do). If white people talk about the issue,…

Oh, good grief. She means she loves and nurtures her dog (among others). Dont be so self righteous.

It's not fair but usually the player who gets ahead in baseball is the one who can get two balls the quickest.

My birthday is exactly a week before Christmas, and as such, is almost always the day that my office chooses to have their holiday party. This has happened several times over the years with various jobs, and it is generally uncomfortable and has occasionally gotten weird.

The most memorable, however, was several…

She's carrying her own umbrella, what more do you people want?

I would like to see the venn diagram of the Americans that don't believe race played a part in these tragedies and those Americans that believe in angels.

"'It's OK, I promised her husband, before he killed himself, she'd never be alone. She hates to be alone.' She shook her head, 'All that crazy's just up there all the time.'"

being subversive.... the only thing Lena Dunham cares about, confirmed.