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There has already been a live action AOT that came out in 2015, it was pretty bad.

One time, many years ago, I told my mom that I like tomatoes, so she started growing them (cherry, grape, and heirlooms, but mostly brandywine heirlooms) in her garden. I now have an overflowing supply of tomatoes during this time of year when I visit her every weekend, each and every one of them super delicious.

Many years ago, maybe 20 or so... I was suppose to take a red eye from Las Vegas back to NYC on Delta. Just before boarding, an announcement was made that the flight was canceled due to engine trouble. A huge line formed at the gate desk, I was probably 50th or so in line. While waiting on line, I called Delta

One word.. Soju... lots and lots of soju... it is the number 1 selling liquor in the world.

One needs a visa for Argentina. For China, you don’t need a visa if you are passing through where you are only staying in China for a maximum of 96 hours.

Solo Cups with Chewy Chips Ahoy....

This is Paris. She insists on being in the bed whenever I am in the bed. She also insists on being in the armchair on me while I am in the armchair. This is how she sleeps in the bed with me.

Where’s Kevin Hart?

Chris Dudley

I’m waiting for Sharknado vs. Trumpnado.

Someone’s getting an early start for Festivus.

I actually own a pair of these from 2014.

Here is Nikki, we got her at a rescue shelter:

These must have been the movers: