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The Chicken of Weal and Woe
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I concur, that is totally something to say to Kenneth Branagh. As he has no lips.

I mentioned 'mono' in passing conversation a few nights ago, a 26 year old woman asked "what's mono"? I got terrified a little for the future. I told her it was a horrible social disease you get from twerking to sick beats. Which it is.

…..hum, 4.1 stars on IMDB. Almost worth torrenting.

:(

racist

…leave mom out of it, and i'll promise to think about it.

Is that a Trigger Alert? You're so sweet, Persia!

I don't even own a super-rabies

* steps out from behind shrubbery; punches Archmage in the nuts *

* brandishes cloaca *

Slow Clap, Internet!

"It's good to be the king!"
* pauses, weeps *

…Yeah, well, have a look at Techno Mouse, see how he’s doing.
…He’s FREAKING OUT, Howard!!
Why? What’s wrong with him?
He’s had a gram of speed and two microdots.
Oh no. Get him in the ambient hutch, quick.
….Drink some water.

You asshole, you'll use any excuse to spray that link around, like a musky cat

Mr. Ronald Joyce. Mister Ronald Joyce. Let me tell you something, Mister Ronald Joyce…. i can't type.

STAY ON TARGET

i am flagging you now

Up but(t) ===> o(h), a(h), rite?

The AV Club

"…..-nd you're supposed to thank them, as if they're doing you a favour—"