…nice how he represented all of America on that stage, though. And how he gave such an impression of car travel without any props.

i think the whole thread is kinda nice.

Evil Dead 2 stinks, but i'm the kind of man to feel that budget and intention serve to aggregate both malodourousness and malodourange. So a little film like Evil Dead 2 which didn't even bother to rent a production value couldn't possibly stink as much as one that took itself seriously - like, the Abyss, I guess,…

Actually, the original, full name of the terminator in T2 was the Trajiclown-1000.

i love the little comment by Dollar Bill Wirtz in the middle. Its so premature, so completely oblivious of the range of facts, the depth of opinion, and the grace of the anectdotes yet to come.

nobody's mentioned Garfield yet.

Me, I sure can't wait till July 16
… 'cuz I sure need a vacation.

coincidentally, i just smoked a nice little pipe and caught the last ten minutes of Robot Chicken, and i kinda sorta pissed myself.

he IS the queen of gender-ambiguous middle-aged roles

…Chastity Bono, you mean? Before or after the operation?

this guy's trying for omnipresence

oh my god, i was wrong!
it was earth all along!
you've finally made a monkey-

ja them CDs are GOLD its gonna sound GREAT

there's no point
being first when nobody cares. So I shan't.

certainly not if your life consists of ten-hour shifts hovering over the AV Club comments section.

YOU have an audio cassette of Billy Crystal's stand-up routines from the Eighties, zircona1, i saw it under your bed

i dunno….

they're planning crossover episodes

…that's blood that gets trapped in the corpora cavernosa, not human spirit, silly buns

I understand what the Rev said about them Megan Fox dead eyes- creepy. Sometimes I wonder if it means she smokes up before a photoshoot, and doesn't have anybody who loves her enough to squirt something like visene in her face.