hey phodreaw, your post there would make a perfect Lastie!!

i do hate ironically-juxtaposed Christmas music in an action movie, that "golly, aren't thing wholesome, just like YOUR home, America, isn't Our Hero's life sweet and happy, just like yours, America?"

speak up, JTKCLMB, my font is on mute

heh heh that reminds me of my brother, once, still half-swimming in a dream, trying to wake up, as i violated him in the bed we shared through childhood.

stylt. fuck me.

puns are rough when one slips into the written.

yes, you are a genius, but just because I am stupid, it does not follow that you are beautiful.

ees okay, Mr Majestyk, but the Kids in the Hall did it. Its a human liver, and its mine, and you can't have it.

i like a little T in my BLC's, though.

…toss in a "co-eds" pronounced like Coach Z and you got a four-cornered hat trick.

…and then you can have the cast from one show as zombies on the next, collecting the cast of THAT show.. .and on.. and on…

actually, ever since i read the AV review of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, I thought it would be great to incorporate in the last episode or 2 of any sitcom about to be canceled. Make it a plot twist, make everybody surpised, or not -"o my gawd hove you SEEN how many zombies there are at the coffee shop this…

Freud would posit a hypothetical event in our collective history wherein we all turned on our pig overlords, slew, salted and smoked them, stored their corpses in easily-pocketable strips and ate them a few months later. All this of course being so traumatic that it would burn a double-smoked hole into our psyches…

It was my mother's maiden user name. She was a domesticated goose, but nevertheless, dad was game.

i surely hope not. but either way.

Bavaria bottles a ham-flavoured beer
but that's a whole other kettle of fish.

sounds more interesting than MP. At least your plot idea would address the growing number of open plantisexuals in America (and, with poison ivy as a metaphor, subtly touching on AIDS).

showoff.

a Cheers crossover?

Rhinoceros safari gone wrong.