My Grandpa is still waiting for the Houston Gamblers to win an USFL championship. He’s not all there and in a home. If he pisses me off I’ll tell him the news AND that the guy who imploded the USFL might be elected President.

That’s like lumping “The Notebook” and “Anal Slutz Vol 8" together under “Romances.”

Antoine Walker paved the way too. He’s working road crew on a stretch I-95.

Heyward, unfortunately, is still medically clear to play tomorrow.

You should get mad about it on the internet.

Not every day a guy flashes two windbreakers.

Holy shit am I excited to watch Rick Ross talk about Mo Vaughn!

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

I’m just glad I can root for the Cubs and their mascot without feeling like a big dick.

One is for Ramming, one is for Dodging.

Not to tic tac you Tom, but you need consent first.

The reason he was terminated is Clear.

Between this Bosh news and Arnold Palmer’s death, I’m certain Kevin Nealon is shitting himself.

It looks like he fought...

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Sure, everyone makes a big to-do about Fernandez passing away, but no one so much as blinks at Beltre’s poignant homage to Arnie.

Not many people know this but Milwaukee actually comes from an old Ojibwe word meaning “Yeah, but what about Black on Black crime?”

What a good boy, shitting outside.

This one pegs the bullshit meter to the max. I used to live in Texas and had an Impala. Sitting in traffic in 105 degree heat with dew points near 90 degrees had zero effect on how hot the engine ran. Police cars have upgraded cooling systems to help them deal with being used harder than civilian cars. They’re…

Thoughts and prayers with the real victim of that wipeout, Art Briles.