I wonder what 1998 Matt Damon is whispering in his ear. Something sultry, no doubt.

There are more ways to thank someone than by placing a full page paid advertisement in a newspaper and starting a website dedicated to expressing support. Thanking someone in that way, particularly after a departure that occurs with controversy, is about more than just thanking them.

Spurs have been the most fun to watch this year. They really did build a great squad, all the credit to them.

“It’s hard to say more about Tottenham than we already have” writes blog that has published nine stories with a Tottenham tag and 29 with an Arsenal tag since the start of the season.

No, Billy, it’s hard to say less about Tottenham than you already have, relatively speaking.

Yes, I know Spurs went down a goal early on Sunday, but to say that they struggled to beat Swans is laughable.

34 shots on goal, 14 on target. Both highs in the Premier League this season.
57% Possession.

The only thing that kept Spurs from scoring 5 or more goals was the outstanding Lukasz Fabianski. 12 saves? That’s…

Not quite “title-favored.”

“Title-favored Gunners.” Embarrassing.

Arsenal being chokers is almost as amusing as the Spurs being chokers. Except Spurs supporters are tolerable and are typically grounded in reality. Arsenal supporters are always so delusional.

Arsenal this time of year, that's so spursy

Can we please get some overheated “Arsenal blew their season” post? It’s only fair.

“title-favored Gunners”...

Marcus Rashford reminds me of a young Anthony Martial.

Oh but wait, everyone on Deadspin has been telling me that Arsenal’s gonna win the league. I don’t know what to think anymore!