The fact that you don’t have a thousand stars is a crime!!! This was almost better than the video thank you for the effort!!!

*takes a drag of cigarette, exhales*

It started when those shithead santas levied a 45% tariff against toys made in the south pole, as a punishment for mattel and hasbro moving manufacturing jobs there. Attacks against penguin immigrants in the north have been on the uptick ever since the christmas collapse of 2007, with the North Pole government blaming…

The Santas would come to rue the day they didn’t call in Seal Team Sex

but, but... Santa lives at the North Pole and penguins live at the South Pole. How does this epic battle royale start and where does it take place?