Yeah, the cast gave me some hope, but the trailer indicates the entire show will just be Foxworthy-level jokes of “rich people act like this, but poor people act like this!”

Wow, that Broke sitcom just looks... fucking... awful...

I’ve always wanted to go there late at night with a roll of quarters and let the carts live free range even for just one night.

Juice box!

I thought she was used really well this ep. Her final scene with Mick saying that she sees him as a father figure is probably the best she’s been in the show. 

Chris Pine’s full version of Higher and Higher:

I want a full version of this with the LSO.

I literally chortled out loud on reading this.

It wasn’t until I saw it written out that I fully appreciated the name Riverbrook Lake Farms.

Sometimes I feel like I’m the only person watching “On Becoming a God in Central Florida.”

They chose the Emmys thirty-five minutes ago.

Erinn Hayes should be way more famous than she is.

No. No, I’m not Erinn Hayes. What would make you think such a thing? HEY LOOK OVER THERE! *Runs around corner*

I honestly hope they cast Erinn Hayes as the lead, that would be the cherry on top of this, considering everything that she went through on Kevin Can Wait.

“Kal-El isn’t a radioactive green rock...” 

And cue Squamate Primate to whine about how superhero comics suck and anyone who likes them are scum as if he’s the arbiter of what people should like.

I’m honestly surprised they didn’t put in only enough thought to realise it was a show you could watch online and petition “the Google” to cancel it.

I have had philips HUE bulbs for about two years now, and I can say with conviction they are my favorite smart home device of any kind. Mainly because I am lazy, and being able to say “turn off all the lights” when i go to bed, or “turn on all the lights” when i get home, is tremendously empowering in my otherwise…

“Now that the, uh, Chitauri are back in space, Doctor Banner, perhaps you can help me with my sexual inhibitions.”