I’m honestly surprised they didn’t put in only enough thought to realise it was a show you could watch online and petition “the Google” to cancel it.

I have had philips HUE bulbs for about two years now, and I can say with conviction they are my favorite smart home device of any kind. Mainly because I am lazy, and being able to say “turn off all the lights” when i go to bed, or “turn on all the lights” when i get home, is tremendously empowering in my otherwise…

“Now that the, uh, Chitauri are back in space, Doctor Banner, perhaps you can help me with my sexual inhibitions.”

You idiots! You’ve captured their stunt doubles!

...I’m not sure you know what attracts a female audience.

“Sure, it’s good, but perfect? If you want perfect, I recommend a late-period episode of Yes Dear or any episode of According to Jim. Both are underrated, I find. I’ve got them on VHS if you want to borrow them. They say it’s a dead format, but I think it’s got some life in it yet. Did you know that most people can’t…

I really did want to ask him about Deep Rising - it was on my list to ask, for sure - but he was on a schedule, and the native Virginian in me led to wrapping up with The New World. Plus, it rarely disappoints to ask an actor about the experience of working with Terrence Malick. And, hey, you can’t say he didn’t come…

It was only a matter of time. You can’t see Gunn do the first movie without expecting him to pop back up in the third.

But what about Happy Endings?

The important thing is, either way it’s a fascinating bit of lore how invested vampires are in Ethan Hawke’s and Julie Delpy’s long and intricate relationship.

i had to sing “you’ll never walk alone” in high school & the music director refused to lower the key despite the end being way too high for me.  my solution?  start crying.  worked like a charm.  the audience wept with me every performance.

—king $6300 suit!

*Spike Jonze gets hired, Spike Lee tweets his own home address*

You forgot the best line of the episode.

Balls. We’ll never be free from—

Your inability to process gore and violence against teens makes me suspect you’re not a real doctor

Thoughts and prayers

The update makes it seem like it’s not so much racism, but definitely still colorism. That might not be a white T’Challa, but it’s a VERY light T’Challa. And colorism is real as hell, and deserving of a call-out.

I just want my distributor back!