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Dr Mantis Toboggan, MD
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I’ve been re-watching Legends lately (right from the start! Season 1 is still terrible!), and due to my huge man-crush on Nick Zano (the man is GORGEOUS, with great comedic timing, and I want his hair), I really dug Nate the first time around. But no, I now see that Nate is low-key The Worst. Just a condescending

Aw, look at that Baby Driver...

Ben Schwartz’s (Schwartz’?) performance “uh-uhs” and “ha-has!” had me on the floor. So unnecessary. So constant.

Unleashed Holt is my new Best Holt.

More please.

I DON’T HAVE A DONKEY BRAIN! THIS CERTIFICATE PROVES IT!

Excuse me, Mr. Forte, is it a no-brainer?

Regards,

Dr Mantis Tobaggan, MD

Wow, that Broke sitcom just looks... fucking... awful...

Prove me wrong, Internet!

DON’T TELL ME HOW TO GRIEVE!

We’re going to a funeral!

We ate soup. We’re in suits.

Agreed, she was generally way better, and better used, in this episode than pretty much ever before

Less is more with Mona, but Ramona Youngs delivery of “And I killed a Federal Agent” was just spot on.

Original jazz music by Jon Batiste and a score from Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross? SHOVE IT IN MY EARS NOW.

He saved friendship with a song!

THANK YOU

Aw shit, are Sandler and Dafoe doing a gritty reboot of The Super Mario Bros?

Because I think I would actually purchase a ticket for that...

Barsanti, I just want to take a moment and legitimately thank you for this entertainingly written article. It really evoked the snark and wit of the AV Club of old. More of this style, please.

Pretty sure Trevor screams past in the second Frog Man scene. Which means he’s been screaming through a void of relative nothingness for a few Jeremy Bearimies now. I can support that decision.

WOW ONE HUNDRED UNITS?!?

Well, it wasn’t me.

G’night everybody, you’ve been great! Tip your wait staff!

Fair dinkum.