HA HAH!

Good news, everyone!

Are you Kevin Roberts? 'CAUSE I GOT THAT BITCH A DOUGHNUT.

I could listen to Timothy Dalton say "Good God, it's Dr Frankenstein" on a loop for the rest of my life and die a happy man…

…

It's milk and eggs, bitch.

An Internet Savvy Penguin!?!

Also yes

Bignorant; noun.

All this pressure to be bright,
I LEAVE DESTRUCTION ALL OVER THE SCREE-EN

Now if you'll excuse me, they're putting me in something called HERO SQUAD.

That's actually hilarious.

Who needs the infinite compassion of Ganesha when I have Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman staring at me from Entertainment Weekly WITH THEIR DEAD EYES!!!???

Rape the Clown and wipe the smile off.
Rape the Clown and drink the Mint Julep.

SHUT THE HELL UP!

Would that it were so simple.

Would that it were so simple…

Oh, you mean Maurice?

No, just Steve. Like Madonna. Or Cher. But Steve.

Yeah, that guy!