I’m making that sound Tina Belcher makes when she’s excited/nervous

I was in LA the other weekend, and I drove down PCH to get to LAX on my way back. Stupid motherfuckers in Malibu were watering their lawns (problem #1. No one needs a lawn in Malibu) in the middle of the goddamn DAY (problem #2!) I saw rampant water waste everywhere down there. In Northern California, we’d fucking…

Yup, just let it die. It’s inevitable at this point—the water restrictions are going to keep piling on until all non-food outdoor watering will be illegal. Just accept the fact your lawn is toast and let it fucking die.

This woman got caught breaking the law, and is now reporting that her citation is making her less likely to repeat the same violation. Good? I’m so confused by why she thinks she’s a victim and why this is newsworthy. STOP POURING POTABLE WATER ONTO THE MOTHERFUCKING GROUND.

I’m just shocked actually, paranoid, and a little squeamish now about even watering at all,” she said.

So true. “I hope it does comfort you to know that you’re not, you’re not smarter than anyone here” is Special Snowflake Syndrome antidote.

Yes, I’m aware it was a Hollywood invention, but I’m also aware that you see those half naked dancers all over Egypt. Any special event or party has them, tourist boats cruising the Nile have ‘em on the galabeya theme party night, and many of the major hotels have ‘em dancing through the lobby bars in the evenings to…

hey man, lay off the americans. after all they’re not the ones who are, state by state making it illegal to even feed the homeless through charity.

How very nice of you to assume that when France is doing something, it must be stupid.

I think throwing away good food to try and protect the pride of the homeless is one of those devil’s advocate scenarios. People will shun a perfectly sound apple if it has a spot or bruise, that doesn’t mean it’s shitty food, so what’s the problem? “Let’s throw away perfectly good food turned down by the normals so…

Won’t this just encourage people to not work and life off the government forever?! /sarcasm

And if you’re a black woman who tries this- wait, how did you get hired here again?

Because if you happen to be a woman who tries this tactic, you’re suddenly a bitchy shrew who should shut up and let the men talk. Or better yet, shut up and go make some coffee.

A fuck ton of Chechens are adamantly against this whole travesty, and this sort of treatment of women and girls in general. The public criticism this piece alludes to? Comes from within Chechen culture as well as from without. Don’t let the worst parts of Chechnya define Chechen culture, not without learning about…

Read the linked In Touch article. They did not turn him in, nor did he get counseling of any kind.

If you read the report, you can clearly see that the victims were his sisters. Jim bob and Michelle are named as the victims parents

Honestly, I think there is a double-standard at play because he is a seemingly very nice, goofy, cute guy that Jez Nation thinks is adorable. Hell, I think he’s adorable! But he has repeatedly stripped down from high school to adult workplaces after being told repeatedly to refrain from doing so because 1) it makes…

If Neville’s the Wrongbottom I don’t wanna be right.

A 36 year old actress would be cast as the mother of a 32 year old male lead.

This article talks about the phenomenon in Hollywood where men age and women don’t pretty effectively, with charts!