Always looking for new members.

If you're wondering why we all look like Trump just farted it's because Trump had, in fact, just farted.

Do it if you want to be one of the cool kids.

Kevin Smith's making a cameo?

Darth Jimmy.

They're fighting Xur and the Ko-Dan armada.

It's a tourist trap!

I sure hope they beat the Klingons!

"So I make Kylo Ren look like Obi Wan Kenobi, huh motherfucker?"

I had always been able to live with the fact that stormtroopers couldn't hit the broadside of a barn with their blasters, but their armor being vulnerable to small rocks was a little much.

Show us your fan art of ewoks with five dicks.

He doesn't need tissues, he's got an old jedi spooge trick.

Wait, girls like the volleyball scene?

I read that til it fell apart.

Kids can just play Oblivion and find that Orc who tells you to buy a goddamn book.

He doesn't have the coordination for COD. And those itty bitty hands can't properly grip the controller.

*sigh* I guess.

That's just what they want you to think.

Shut up and take my money.

Isn't it just the best word?