Still more fun than Never Get Off The Boat Mode.

Up, Up, Left, RB, LB to have a heart attack.

Same.

Nitwit?

Tomorrow we're going to find out that Scott Ian is a dedicated eugenicist.

Tithe! Tithe!

By "courier" did you mean "hobo paid in corn whiskey"?

I always thought that guy was a couple bricks short of a six pack at the picnic.

Breaking Bad Moms (the all female reboot)

Amy Adams, Amy Adams, Amy Adams.
*Amy Adams does not appear behind me.
Aw.

A friend of hers ripped me off last week. I'm holding against the whole goddamn family.

Oh, yeah yeah. Heard this kind of crap before. "I'm definitely quitting smoking this year." "I'm never going to drink like that again." "I promise to stop farting in the bed." "This is my last Frank Stallone post."

They could use "Nominated for Ten Imaginary Academy Awards" for the tagline.

Was it Carl Weathers? I thought it was David Keith.

Now?

I'm already utterly exhausted with this presidency. I'm going to start drinking around 4:45 today and stop at around 2020.

I'll pull up your goddamn wrinkles.

Already
Been
Chewed

This is peak internet - "Here is something absurdly boring, for your entertainment."

It turns out Danny Strong was Slenderman the whole time.