I personally just feel they went a little overboard.

I think the whole thing stinks.

Oh, she's a spicy little number.

Come on, get it together and drop this fantasyland stuff. Everybody knows the AV Club is the propaganda arm of the Reptilians.

Everybody knows bears are Episcopalian.

Spoiler alert for book six:
Martin will die soon.

Plot details may or may not have been leaked to the internet, maybe.

Didn't you see Lord of the Rings? Fucker is tiny.

She looks like one.

Barb Resurrection

Up next, Cake Wars, followed by Cupcake Wars, followed by Muffin Wars, followed by Scone Wars right before the network premier of Biscuit Wars.

He's good, you're not.

Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard are utterly fucking insufferable.

Instead of Adagio For Strings it could be set to "Can I Borrow A Feeling?"

I'm entirely willing to say the script sucks even though I haven't read it.

You ask me, this Ming is a psycho.

Nothing says "March" like a thawing rotten pumpkin on the porch.

Is it even possible to be ready?

It's set on an Access Hollywood bus.

That is unacceptable, sir.