They'll all be evil Ukrainians.

Yeah well that's just a theory and it's just their opinion.

Sometimes I get news from Facebook because a friend or family member will post a link to an article at a reputable source that contains subject matter that interests me.

Eh, call me when we start literally cannibalizing ourselves. I'll bring the booze.

You seem fun.

0/6

Judges don't really need gavels anymore either, but it's fun!

I see no flaws in his logic.

Who the fuck asked for another Kingsmen movie?

Wasn't it enough that she wore one of Dolly Parton's dresses?

It's very versatile!

Red Bull: Here come the spiders

I'm already asleep.

Two shots of CR with half a gram of coke dissolved into it. THAT, my friends, is the breakfast of champions.

I hope a homeless person takes them all and uses the pages to wipe their ass.

Oh, I thought this was a remake of the classic soap opera.

It's true!

Whiskey?

He's the horse.

Here's the first of about 800 million times you'll hear this: you should play New Vegas.