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I like to neutral on 'em too.

Bad pussy
Good pussy
Indeterminate pussy

No one's interested in your poop fetish videos.

That's your answer to everything.

Opposite.

Secondhand Lion In Zion

No, he'll officially sell them the rights to his name and then slowly bleed them dry.

Kebert Xela?

Kale Satan

They should get him to host a baking competition show on Food Network and call it Father of Pies.

I'M SAYING IT OUTRIGHT!

No, jellybeans are soft. Dots are made of a space age polymer designed to rip teeth from gums.

Well it helps that they're an entirely different thing.

I'd rather eat an entire barrel of candy corn that a single Dot. Dots are poison.

I can't even tell you how many times I saw that on cable. I think it had its own dedicated channel for awhile.

The Gold Coast Flyer!

Dammit.

Finally, the gritty reboot of Tough Guys I've been waiting for so patiently.

My kid turned out to be kind of an asshole.

The Institute must be destroyed!