I know all those words but…etc

That's okay, I don't really need to hear Polly Version 17.

I thought it was Linc Chafee. He's dreamy!

I liked it when the kid smashed the thing.

Worse than the Iron Man sequels?

She calls the big one Bitey.

DON'T OPEN RACCOONS INSIDE

I'm someone.

FUCK

He's been to angsty to post lately.

I'd like to see that Deadpool adaptation though.

[foot fetish joke]

Lance Reddick and Willem Dafoe, too.

Horses are notoriously literal minded.

I'm going to slow-motion punch you after working out the entire fight in my head.

Snatch?

They should cast it entirely with Koreans.

We can save a ton of money by getting seventeen fights out of six or six punches.

Two weeks into preproduction and already this movie has something for everyone!

Why did I have this on my DVR for like six months? The world may never know.