I had male colleagues both higher and lower positions call me, darling and sweetie, nearly flipped a table when they called me honey... The look on their face when I call them it back is priceless. I’ve had a complaint about me for doing such and I stood by the fact that if they don’t like it happening to them, then…

See I would believe this if my cats weren’t currently taking part in their “mad half hour” (running from one side of the house to the other as fast as physically possible) stopping every few laps or so to destroy the arm of my couch with their evil little claws, whilst staring me out, as if to say what are you going…