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Vroom-vroooooooom! Yesterday, Takuma Sato, a Japanese racer became the first Asian winner of the Indianapolis 500, traditionally a redneck spectacle of fiery crashes, drunk spectators, and confederate flags. He just signed on to race with Andretti Autosport for the 2017 season- and won. Congratulations on getting out…

Most people know (or at least have heard of) the head designers of many of the top fashion houses. Karl Lagerfeld is currently the head designer at both Chanel & Fendi, while also occupying the helm of his own namesake label. He spends his free time scaring small children. While buried under the weight of deep grief…

The tight-lipped mug above belongs to Mr. Biggles, who’s described by the Cat People of Melbourne’s Gina Brett, as an “utter bastard”. He’s up for adoption, & the agency wanted to tell no lies. The two year old cat, also called “Lord Biggles”, likes to bite people occasionally, but he snores when he sleeps (awww), &…

While our country simmers in preparation for the boil, I thought I’d play my cello a little bit, while the U.S. Dumbfuckistan sinks into hellfire. Anyway, word on the street is that a hefty number of you kinja ninjas love a man who has Wookie in the family tree. Down south? Bigfoot, y’all. Now, this was hard for me to…

How many stars? A million. Michelin doesn’t have enough for how we do it in the dirty. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the music’s great. But, let’s discuss what’s important on festival grounds- the food. Being lucky enough to live in the state that’s world famous for its food is a blessing. Most people that live in shitty…

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She makes history tonight, along with her sister, as being the 1st siblings to have a number one record in the same year, to also win Grammys (I’ll double check this). Anyway, congratulations to her. As a firstborn girl, I know how little sisters often live in our shadows (thanks, mom & dad,...no, not really). I’m…