“Time for you bozos to finally make my physical game get sold out in stores.”

I’ve seen enough Hentai to know where this is going...

I CAN’T CRY ANYMORE. THERE’S JUST TOO MUCH GOOD

I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MY HANDS

Our Queen hasn’t been forgotten, Nintendo is going to take care of her.

Seriously I don’t...I guess I’ll pray to them everyday or something? Place flowers around them? Take them on a date?!

The only Smash announcement today that got me hyped

WELP, I’M GOING TO BUY RANDOM ASS CLOUD AND BAY BAY AIIMBOS AND HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO DO WITH THEM.

Excellent!

MOTHERFUCK! BAY BAY AND CLOUD IN THE SAME DAMN GAME. WHAT A WAY TO END 2015 YA’LL.

SO SEXY! MY BONER IS READY!

If he does, his taunt requires a pizza.

It was at this point that we had to rush DianaDoe2.0 to the hospital.

I hope real Dante makes it in.

WHAT THE MOTHERFUCKER WHAT!? HOW? WHY? WHO? IM NOT GETTING A WII U FOR THIS GAME.

I’ll be honest, I was having kind of a rough day, and this really brightened me up. Not sure what that says about me, but I DO have a FFVII full sleeve tattoo.

Alternate outfit

I don’t fucking believe it, and I saw it.

I think my brain just broke. I don’t even-