I’m not 100% sure, but I think it occurs naturally once the male’s ass is in the jackpot.

How in God’s name did this not take place in Florida?

C’mon...

short answer: yes. It’s also the aggregate of the Derby prep that starts in February. It’s not just the racing, but the travel and training as well. But, to the point of one specific race, horses are known to come out of a race having lost a tremendous amount of weight and (sometimes) a lack of appetite leading up to…

When a horse wins looking the way he did in the Derby, most trainers line up their best horses to try to win the Belmont Stakes. The thinking is that if he’s going for the Triple Crown (where he’ll be running for the 3rd time in 5 weeks) they’ll try to beat him with a fresh horse.

Agreed, though it generally reads “Sorry to anyone who might have gotten offended.”

Peeved Patron Pelts Pastry Purveyor with Poop Projectile

“Go on...”

I’m not crying, you’re crying.

If he were 2 inches taller (and had a better arm), he’d be Josh Allen.

This is “Sports Scoop as Currency” taken to the dumbest level possible. Schefter is Head Jester in this corner of the world but, in his defense, is far from alone. For example, published yesterday on a constantly updating fantasy sports news site:

+9.6 UZR

We get it, Geno. You’ve never listened to Oasis.

Kev n’ Kelly

Fuck the Patriots.

Manumana

Wagering on thoroughbred racing in the U.S. is para-mutual. The track makes a fixed percentage regardless of the outcome. The track will not save a half-million dollars because of this. Whoever hits this bet (whenever that is) will get paid the same percentage that this poor asshole would have gotten paid today.

Allowing the 1999 clip to bleed into the announcement of Jose Offerman shows me that this guy really gets it.

Just checking in to let everyone know that nobody cares about what effect this had in your fantasy league.

I realize this is unrelated to the theme of this post, but I’m calling bullshit on the “nachos” that Russell brought out to this guy. The kicked nachos were very clearly the loaded variety, as evidenced in the video. What Russell brings back is a plate of tortilla chips with (presumably) a wax paper cup full of nachos…