People buy Chargers because bad credit forces them to do so.  Might as well hang a sign on the back of every Dodge sold, TBH.

The correct answer would be a wagon from this era, not this sedan...

These cars should impress zero people at the track.  Oh look, I just paid some money and put zero effort into this sport!  Why not just buy a ride-a-long in a dragster, it’s the same thing...

Crap car with crap engine.  No thanks.  CP

This is true, except the article is about financial decisions, not the emotions surrounding car ownership.

“Not all of them do.”

New cars are expensive, and so is raising kids.  I guess they are just trying to minimize their expenses...

My neighborhood forces me to pile them up in my garage.

““The sedan is the middle finger,” Albaisa said. “It’s the tattoo.””

LOL yeah great advice, drive a truck and kill the planet for exactly zero benefit over an actual soccer-mom vehicle that would use less gas. Good one...

“The back seats appear to have never even been used.”

I had a 1999 TJ, base model (it was fine on the highway, so long as you weren’t trying to pass anyone at a high rate of speed).  Lots of fun with the stick shift.  Anyway, I sold it for around 8k, back in 2005 or 2006, so this price is way CP.

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“there are some very nice Fusions and Malibus”

I’ve always considered hatchbacks as a family car option since I only have one kid so if the rear seats folds down 60/40 I have plenty of room for beach trip cargo.

“The RAV4 is already wildly popular for its utilitarian reasons. It seats five comfortably, has great storage space and offers convenient ingress and egress. It’s the perfect commuter car.”

“Anyone pretty familiar with racing knows that starting a race car isn’t anything like starting a road car—in fact, it’s about ten times more difficult.”

Wait, did the owner really say he didn’t notice this huge scratch until he got home?  Is he blind?

A Hyundai is the ONLY vehicle where a custom version can be the exact same thing as a stock version...

It would have been almost super funny if after the “Mexican students” were kicked out the school district chose to lay this idiot teacher off due to having fewer students...