Why not just paint everyone’s name in huge letters on the side of their car!  Makes ID easier...

So in your world caring about the environment is a bad thing? Tell me, what lift-kit do you have on your trux, Bubba?

“When I let off the accelerator pedal in the Volvo, it didn’t really decelerate much at all,”

“and that could include thinking the comedian Carrot Top is hot”

“What do you expect? “

You forget that this happened in FL.  Standing up for yourself sometimes gets you killed down here...

They have reason to be smug, they are doing more than you are to help the planet.

Trust me, fancy law cubes are no different than the regular ones.  I actually did not have my own office until I quit working at law firms...

Hmm, how slowly do you drive where you see Priuses in your mirror?  Methinks YOU are the one who is the jerk for driving slowly...

They were visiting a friend...who did not have his or her own electrical outlets they could use?

Minis are terrible, that is correct.  They are also not at all representative of the microcar market.

Lexus LS executive seating has the ottoman beat.  You don’t have to mess with the front seat at all, the rear seat itself has the ottoman (in the lazyboy recliner form).

““Any cop who thinks that that’s all right, that they can walk away from something like that, maybe should reconsider whether or not this is the profession for them,” he said to applause. “We don’t take that.””

“The study found that the wheel is twice as dirty as the buttons on an elevator, four times as gross as a toilet seat, “

It’s much safer to have your car combust WITHOUT you in it...

If you are about to move to Germany, wouldn’t you practice your German first?  If you are about to move to Florida...

“What’s Wrong With Mitsubishi Now”

William L. Shirer?

Long dresses were originally intended to do the same thing...

Russia Man is the ultimate Florida Man, in the opinion of this Florida resident (but thankfully non-native).