Can’t wait to spend $XXX billion (Top Secret) on these so we can drop $10 million bombs on 4 dudes in an $800 technical!

“has most of its station selector buttons rubbed off”

It is dumb to not stop at a stop sign when it is a danger, like in your example.  On the other hand, I rarely stop at stop signs on my commute (empty suburban streets, mostly) since the situation is not dangerous, as I can clearly see who else is at most intersections.

I guess your fourth golfer is SOL then?

CP.  The plastic interior in these Dodges looks dirty even when it is clean.  Dodges of this era scream “Buy here, Pay here”...

Airplane was already made, so in terms of laughter and entertainment, FF is pointless...  ;)

“I’m not sure if you realize this, but spark plugs are older than the American Civil War. “

Why is an article about drifting placed under the “racing” subheading?  Isn’t there a “figure-skating” heading it could be included under?

True story:  I saw a Nissan Rogue on the side of the highway with it’s hood up, right under a billboard advertising the Nissan Rogue!

I vote that this car be named “Florida Car”, for purposes of the article on AI vehicles in Florida published yesterday.

Thanks for helping destroy the planet, jack-off.

Is that elementary school or boot camp?

“At 2,000 miles: Steering wheel came apart while driving.”

This is inaccurate.  Bubba drives worse than anyone I saw in MA.

I live in FL, there is no way this will make the roads MORE dangerous.

“Neutral: What Would It Take to Get You to Drive Less?”

Like Harvard, the Philly leadership is holding their officers to an impossible standard!  - some Magat.

Buttery Males!

I had to laugh at the title implying that the BMW Supra somehow might be more important.  Let’s face it, Toyota did not make a new Supra, no matter what logo is on that car.

“Also, Lincoln didn’t regard the Civil War as a mechanism to “deal with our original sin of slavery,” but he sure as hell freed our ancestors just so that he’d have the manpower to crush the Confederacy. So let’s not interpret his decision to do so as some kind of noble gesture.”