The Lakers aren’t going to be tanking?

But he’s never been black

I read your very first line (ZUKKA’S THOUGHTS) In Morbo’s voice. I hope you don’t mind. ;)

Once i found a card in my brother’s truck that was signed by all his coworkers expressing condolences on the death of his father. Our dad was very much alive at the time. Yes, my brother is that guy.

The real money is in reselling game used sweat socks on eBay.

Safe to say they’d run as Democrats since you really don’t want to mix Pop/Rock and Kochs.

I must have missed it: who is Rock? Dwayne Johnson?

whoo! pop and kid rock! The Pop rocks ticket!

*ahem*

Sponsored by Coke. It will be an explosive election.

If Dave Bing and KJ are considered “accomplishments”, then the bar is really low.

This should do.

Take your “offense” and shove it up your dickhole.

“more than half of us”

The slogans of a Pop/Rock ticket would write themselves.

First Ballghazi now this? I can’t believe how much these sports leagues hate Boston and constantly conspire against them because they are jealous. Now, please read my 5,000 word piece on how Isaiah Thomas is better than LeBron James.

Jeff Gordon as a color commentator is gold. He translates technical information to the broadcast in an easy to understand sort of way. He also recognized what probably happened to Logano’s right front which caused him to veer left.

Microsoft absolutely has the best office suite. Let’s take my workplace as an anecdote.

1. As long as Microsoft continues to provide the best Office suite, they will continue to have businesses on board.

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