When used to denigrate enablers and apologists of child rape, you gosh darn bet they are! Got any more other faux-indignation concern trolling for us?

Serious question, and I don't mean it to sound condescending:

The XJ220 is still good looking.

Glad you recorded it because ESPN has taken down the First Take Video (that they promoted just hours ago) and have, apparently, cleared Adam's twitter feed. http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=…

I do mine in the rice cooker on the "slow" setting (basically, a crock pot). Put it in there for three hours, and you will have the most delicious, corny, toothsome polenta ever. You could put it in before work, let it sit all day, and come home. Really. And I use Bob's Red Mill polenta ... which is good. I'm sure…

We already know parkour was good for something. When a stranger mentions it, you know you can stop talking to them without consequence.

I remember when talked about how clutch one of Hall's fumbles was.

"Your honor, my client would like to approach the bench to show you his Max Hall pass."

Police were called to the store at 11:30 a.m. and say they found Hall in possession of stolen items from Best Buy and Walmart. They also found a "personal use quantity of cocaine."

Man, and even after he wrote a big reminder note to himself right on his shirt.

Just the worst. +1

Personally, I hope they keep the name. It adds character and tradition, as well as shedding light on a great ethnic heritage of the world. And I say this not only as an individual, but also as a fellow high school sports fan, proud Southern Californian, and athletic director of the Encino Airstrikes.

One student, when asked about the change, said it reminded him of 15th century Spanish domestic policy. No other students at Coachella High could be reached for comment, as they were too busy cutting off their sleeves in anticipation of forcing the nerd to consume his weight in Natural Light.

*enTEARment. A trail of em'.