I am fixing this. Homelite weed eater motor on a bike. 25 cc and 1.5 cu in one cylinder 2 stroke motor. Top speed around 40MPH.

How does a Florida based college go 1-11? The joy of being a florida based team is the ability to recruit players who legally aren't allowed outside the state for longer than 48 hours.

Man, it takes a lot to make the Marlins ownership look good.

REVERSE'D

I had my 21st birthday at a DolpHins/bills game back when both teams actually appeared on MNF. Seated behind me were five rancid, skank ho Buffalo "Jills" "cheerleaders" in full uniform, blitzed out of their minds on cheap rum drinks. (yes, their cheerleaders are the Jills). Apparently "not getting loaded" wasn't in…

"You guys okay?" Philbin will ask, or "Ready for practice in the morning?" Or "Anything we need to discuss?"

Cheer up, Minnesota! You gave the world Atmosphere and Brother Ali. So yeah, thanks for that.

Hey, look, all I know is that between the McDonalds and Burger King in my town, Burger King burgers only give me regret, while McDonalds burgers give me regret, plus green (possibly radioactive) spiky deathshits for the rest of the day. If I need to start paying for my whoppers in beaver skins or Euros or whatever…

Another satisfied customer.

And one bodacious ring.

You don't hear kosher Jews complaining!!!!

Well, the Trojan is broken, but at least he pulled the little guy out in time.

Even more anti-MLS Eurosnobbery from Deadspin. Next you'll be saying that non-superstar players should be getting a living wage!

I think what's particularly unique in this trade, though, is that the Wolves had leverage due to LeBron wanting to play with Love. They milked the shit out of this deal.

Dwight Howard: [busts out Bane impression]

A simple "I have bad taste in things" would have sufficed.

or just written "I'm new here."

New here?

C'mon, Albert, everyone knows the classiest fried food is a Scotch egg.