Erm, I'm assuming the mocking reference to "we" would be in the whole "WE will take your women at will" which is funny a. because the Steelers are the NFL team most associated with rape (well done!) and b. because everything about this post but especially this line screams "anemic 27 year old virgin who works in a…

The first time I went to Italy, I used a Rick Steves' book and while it was useful, you're right, I did end up seeing a lot of other people walking around with the same book. One cafe even offered a discount if you showed your waiter the book because so many people had it!

I'm from Pittsburgh. A lot of us are embarrassed by people like you.

Look at you. Missing the point and all.

Pick the mop back up. This grade school bathroom isn't going to clean itself.

I'm guessing it's because Winnipeg's Anthony Peluso fucked his sister and then stabbed him in a knife fight. Need more grit than that to lead the Sharks. But hey, he's the one who wanted to live in America.

Todd Haley once went to Antiques Roadshow to get his velvet picture of Tawney Kitaen appraised.

The football rivalry is nothing compared to the rivalry between their swimmers.

I almost did a spit take but I don't want to come off like a prude.

So... they're sad because Vick doesn't have a dog in this fight?

I grew up in and around Seattle. As a kid, I got mocked for wearing Seahawks stuff. I use to get upset because Seahawks games were blacked out. The Seahawks were like the Cleveland Browns but worse -with a small but vocal group of fans that rooted for of the shittiest teams.

Someday, society will have no more room for Jell-O.

Mackay now plans to join an American club that uses a "just racist" defense.

Nice, but Furai did it more elegantly and visibly:

It's got nothing on Bertone/Alfa Romeo Pandion's stack of LED sticks.

I'd hope it's obvious that most people watch the LLWS not because they want to see the best 12-year-old baseball players in the world but because they want to see underdogs and interesting stories. There's always a team with a few six-foot mustache growers who steamroll the 4'9 kids. They're rarely as interesting as,…

A few minutes later, John From Cincinnati called, but no one could tell what the fuck he was talking about, so everyone changed the station.

All joking aside, its amazing how far we've come with dealing with spinal cord injuries. Mrs. SoCK works for a gym that specializes in helping folks with spinal cord/TBI/paralysis injuries, and its not uncommon to see someone who was completely immobile post-accident/injury on a treadmill walking. Between bionic…