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As a NASCAR fan I can tell you I will NEVER watch another ice skating event EVER!

You'd never know that before she became Miss Texas she was Miss Houston.

No wonder they call her Miss Texas. She nearly did.

She looks just like the plastic ballerina on my childhood music box. That loser couldn't pitch either.

Is it available for purchase? Asking for a friend.

I'll steal a line from Tim Marchman: "Notre Dame really thinks it's Stanford. It's like a dog that thinks it's people"

I cried like a goddamn baby when I watched that as a teenager. I've never revisited it but I'm sure that the results would be the same.

Your taste buds are literally made out of ebola.

This almost says namaste.

"Which one of his movies was your favorite?" Dave asked.

yeah, but you have your own kind of bbq. aren't you people happy with anything?

Two words: Joe. Buck. I'd rather listen to the radio broadcast and give up the picture.

agreed, plus it molds 3 seconds after it's picked

Jesus, pineapple?! The fuck is wrong with you guys! Put raspberry back at the top where it belongs.

Where the fuck does this guy live if he's watching an Oregon night game in broad daylight.

By posting this article, you're going to give FS1 the most views on anything they've ever done.

I don't know, you can talk shit about their chances all you like but I really like TBA this year.

"Don't draft this guy."

"Number 1 Fan"