Another Cubs prospect with a big debut? I can't wait for him to fade out/burn out with an injury/get traded lead them to a World Series!

You know soccer players love going down in the box.

hey Deadspin, if you're into this sort of thing, I can sell you pictures of Wayne Rooney getting intimate with a merkin.

Oh come on, of course he's diving.

Context? Dude, he's eating pussy!

You must not have friends who do this for a living, or friends.

Yep, you sound like a pud.

Wow, you're a prick.

If only the Angels put in some sort Pujols roid clause in that awful contract.

I know, right? It's almost like they're athletes instead of sex objects. Weird.

Spurs Player: Oh. My. God. Becky, look at his butt. It is so big.

Pat Summit has forgotten more about basketball than Becky Hammon will ever know.

Hoover might be nuts, but he still wouldn't have signed Tony Romo to an extension.

Well that would be just silly.

Her body type isn't very well suited to gifs.

But it is not good. At all.

We already know this site hates Yuengling, so reading further opinions about beer on this site is worthless.

Coors Banquet....

Ha, nicely done. And I vaguely remember Noesi pitching against the Tigers a few weeks ago...single, walk, walk, single, double, HR...in the 1st inning. Horror...the horror.

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