Best wishes in your new gig! Glad you landed on your feet. You’ve reinvigorated DS and deserved a better send off.

“after 17 years,”

If being forced to share a room with sports reporters who are sketchy douchebags is impossible for you, pro sports may not be the right career choice.

Knowing nothing about this, I assume “XFL” is a football app from Japan with no pro licensing?

Fun Fact: in 4 years of high-level Texas HS football, Tim Riggins was never tackled once, yet only got meh college offers.

Yeah. Most Philadelphians will tell you to get the roast pork.

I see you’ve chosen to forget Season 2. It’s OK, I understand.

So...you think there’s a *better* Devin Booker hiding inside the version we currently have?

You’re comparing Booker to Westbrook?

Devin Booker has a max contract. I don’t fault him for not now how to reach the next level bc he could not be further above his ceiling if you tied him to a space station.

After SB 48, I thought to myself, “Wow! This is a historically inept franchise that somehow fell backwards into a decent coach (from an ex-college retread), several HOF draft picks, and a run of star-crossed success even that level of talent didn’t deserve, capped off by a brilliant SB win over a former division…

“Red grapefruit is the most perfect of all fruits, but it’s also a difficult flavor to reproduce in basically anything but an actual red grapefruit.”

There’s a Cypriot restaurant in Philly that does grilled halloumi - mind blowing.

Juror Number 8, you are dismissed.

I will thanks!

Bikers for Trump invite Motörhead to play the Second Trump Inaugural, and they play just Orgasmatron.

“His advice: ...kill one of the vultures, then hang it in a tree or other spot where other vultures can see it for miles around. Or, have a taxidermist stuff one, and that will last and keep them away for years, he said.”

Say this for the Steelers: they give us one thing to like about the Patriots.

The powder blue and maroon stuff has been really popular in Philly the last few years. I’d say at least half the fan gear I see uses the old scheme now. They even brought back the infamous all-maroon “Saturday Night Special” version they wore for one game before 70s baseball fans said uncle.

CONOR, YOU’RE NOT A BOXER