“No matter your favorite flavor of Tide Pod”

“No matter your favorite flavor of Tide Pod”

Agreed - they’ll surely pack 12 down to a more reasonable number.

You’ve worn this multiple times, and noone called the cops on you?

Weren’t there these two chipmunks (not Chip & Dale) who talked like 1920s fancy lads? I remember them being pretty funny. Were they not WB?

Honestly, though, what’s more Browns than having a slogan that could pass for a Cormac McCarthy title?

I drove the hell out of my MkIV GTI manual for the 3 years of my lease, and had zero problems.

“He claims to be super busy, but he has time to call up his critics’ bosses to complain about them? What other CEO would do shit like that?”

“And finding “Western Weave” cloth to have the buckets reupholstered? Forget about it.”

More like Somerset *Yawn*, amirite?

Or he knew full well the consequences of *not* doing the photo. (“Özil’s defense of the photo-op—“having a picture with President Erdogan wasn’t about politics or elections, it was about me respecting the highest office in my family’s country”—can read as weaselly over here in America, but then again Americans don’t…

What you call “hopelessness,” many call "what smart teams do."

These Lakers are 1 Ouija board away from finding Bison Dele.

Maybe a nice alphabetical thing with

If only we’d seen the signs he was majorly creepy, for example, being really into college sports past age 28. 

IIRC, didn't some versions have speakers in the headrests, to make it easier to hear the radio with the top open? 

“Three True Outcomes ball is boring and bad.”

Also HOFer Warren Spahn.

Pogba’s goal was apparently the first by an EPL club player in the World Cup Final in 20 years. I don’t know why this fact seems important to me, but it does.