That it* got ~18 mpg with (functionally) a 12-gallon gas tank.

Wasn’t he a UFA after this season? Why not let him set his own market this year, then just match whatever he gets from another team?

“Back up the Brink truck, or else I’ll... give you a lot of value on the last year of my rookie deal!"

I believe you meant,

It’s a big city with a very old center with very old narrow streets laid out for carriage traffic. Street parking is minimal (see below: hundreds of cars would park “illegally” on the central median of Broad Street for ages, everyone basically agreed looking the other way was better than the civil unrest likely to…

That's... kind of awesome. 

But their image is “we deliver your shit on time"... 

IIRC UPS recommends its drivers park illegally to save time. Here in Philly (parking ticket nirvana) I see UPS trucks cruising around with multiple tickets on the windshield.

Hunter never met a tab he didn't like. 

More like Pervis Ellison II, amirite? 

Time to get nervous, having flashbacks to Pervis.

“Courtney Alexander and Etan Thomas are men among boys here, and have such complete skillets it’s impossible not to see them being rock-solid contributors in the NBA from day one and for years afterwards.”

Also, both Allen and the old guy in the gym* are wearing nothing but NBA Authentics gear.

Thank you for saying this. My MIL was “gifting” us Omaha Steaks every 2 months or so for a while and I thought I was the reason they always tasted lousy. 

Since they’re Miami-Dade taxpayers, they already paid for it, so it’s a sunk cost. Spend your entertainment dollar on something actually entertaining.

Fun fact: Seattle’s AAA club (Tacoma Rainiers) drew more fans than the Marlins last night - 7k vs. 6k. Hats off to the Miami fans for shunning this taxpayer-gouging sham team, also: yeahhhhh, Jeets.

Wow. Paul Simon and Chevy Chase lipdub a Vampire Weekend song, how did I not know about it? 

THANK YOU. The first two Basehead albums were so good. 

LeBron to the Lakers 4/$154M. Lead article on the Worldwide Leader as I type this.

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