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Yeah, forgive my lack of tears - I’m a Mariners fan, and the top 4-5 AL playoff spots basically seem set in stone for the next 8-10 years.

GarPax can’t even tank right!

Me, too. I really wanted the Sixers to get two high picks that year so Kris Dunn and Buddy Hield could be their Backcourt of the Future. It’s probably a good thing I am not an NBA GM.

VW CC? Maybe a Phaeton? CC looks classy AF, no idea what the deprecation on a Phaeton looks like, but it was a bust sales-wise, despite ecstatic reviews. Don’t think I’ve even seen one IRL.

Yeah, I think he’ll turn out fine. His court vision and passing are world-class, he’s an above-average rebounder for a guard, and once his shot gets reliable he’ll be a real threat on offense. His footwork on defense has looked really terrible, though.

“I can see him being so socially awkward, he would never think about doing anything shady.”

Chinese footage also released what was said at the end of Lost in Translation: “Enjoy the Oscar buzz while it lasts. That goes for you too, Sofia.”

Lonzo is good when he shoots well. He sucks when he shoots poorly. And either way, he defends like a shopping bag.

Those arrows remind me so much of:

Nilsson’s net but that’s a Roberto Loooooooong-goal.

Orthopedic surgeons use a lot of off-the-shelf Black & Decker type hardware (sterilized of course).

Y U NO FARGO? Carrie Coon alone made this season a must-watch.

“WHO WANTS TO SCRATCH THIS BELLY?!?”

Golf claps for golf naps.

Hey, congrats! You guys finally found a Cup you could take from an American team!

Things you learn when you read the whole list:

You know what would be great? If somebody listed good things you could watch on Sunday that *weren’t* the NFL. That would be amazing!

I’m listening

“I wish my whole body could disappear as easily as this uniform does into the key.”

Given the size, age, stylistic and freshness advantages do you think Charles Farrell, um, oversold Rigo’s chances? I know he’s got a huge crush on Rigo, but you make it sound like this fight was absurd from the jump, and I never got that sense from Farrell (whose writing I love nonetheless).