When AV Club wasn’t owned and operated by shills it would never have touched this garbage with a 10-foot pole except to mock the hell out of it.

“But I was going to the Regal Beagle to pick up some power converters!"

The way it works:

“Overrated borefest” - Sir, not only do I endorse your words but I’d like to buy you a drink. I cringed real hard when that scene occurred.

I believe TheCapn3000 is making a joke on the ambiguity of following “Friend of mine” with “he” and not specifying that you mean Gooding Jr. It makes it sound like all the bad behaviour you’re describing can be attributed to your friend.

The blurb up top makes it clear what happened. “The AV Club” is a collection of individuals. Some of them thought the film was pretty good, but enough of them really hated it that it made the list. And now the comment section is going to be dominated by 20-something white guys crying about it.

Serenity is one my favorite movie experiences this year for sheer WTFness.

I saw Endgame on an airplane. It was an ok movie.

I know here on the AV club we give it crowns made of gold, but in the real world, The Leftovers is criminally underrated. Try finding a normal person who even heard of the show. Try finding a normal person who’s willing to watch it when you describe the basic premise. Try finding a show that’s so perfect and haunting…

It's a reference to Upvoting something online.

Hey, look! Howard’s being eaten!

Tag on this.

Honestly, the Invasion subject is one of the few bits I agree with him about. It’s no secret that Disney’s been strongarming theaters to devote as many screens to their films for as long as possible. With the Fox acquisition, they’re, what, 30-40% of the domestic box office?

Edward did what i wanted to do for a LONG TIME.

“Also, “if theres a bustle in your hedgerow, dont be alarmed now - ” ok, so far so good “it’s just a sprinkling for the may queen”...and you lost me”

It’s just elven shit. Don’t worry about it.

You know, Bill Burr...Linda and Robert’s kid.

Uhhh...good? Better yet, give it to Joaquin Phoenix both because he deserves it and just for the general maximum internet drama.

Is it finally acceptable to admit Endgame kinda sucks on every front that isn’t “copious amounts of fanservice” (unless you’re a big fan of Hulk, Thor, Drax, Black Widow, Captain Marvel,…

You know what minor character I give way less of a shit about than Rose? Boba Fett.

I can buy an action figure for the guy running around in the background of a scene for one second holding an ice cream maker.

Again with the Florida.