The Line Producers are the real heroes here

“prevent them from watching” and “prohibit them from watching”, tomato, tomahto. But its pretty close to “i hate Josh Gad, so my kids must hate josh gad too”. your kids have no agency I guess?

I do feel bad lying to my kids yes, but I do let them watch whatever they want (within reason of course, we’re not sitting down to Texas Chainsaw on family night) and if they don’t like it, why is it my responsibility for not “screening it for them for quality” or whatever the fuck dirtside is doing?

“no billy, you can’t watch Artemis Fowl because its is at once over-complicated and underdeveloped.” 

i see.  your child must only watch things that you endorse. parenting 101

Well 4 obviously

Because.....? 

There is, and it had busy hands and a Hawaiian shirt

Are you suggesting the socks on Tucker's bedroom floor became sentient beings?

Oddly enough KITT identified as a camaro

He never really was funny, not even on SNL. I’d say his best comedic performance that doesnt rely on strong writing is kicking and screaming.

I actually prefer this to Inc. the kids do as well and it has surprisingly high rewatch value. Plus it hearkens back to 80s jock vs nerds movies without delving into crudity.

just made this point above. The press release they sent out and excerpted is already that, pretty much verbatim

watch any compilation of looney tunes or mgm cartoons released in the last 15 years. The press release they sent out for GWTW is pretty much verbatim to that disclaimer. Its pretty much a form document at this point, they’ll just plop it on the overture. , maybe have Whoopi Goldberg record something

so its been on 50 years and he’s just figuring this out? What would he prefer, a childrens show that teaches individualism and apathy?

well most of my takes are hot, so thanks for noticing

If there was ever an actual use for that

right. forgot they only put it in front of Coco because they didn’t think anyone would want to go see Coco on its own.

Wasn’t this the first one that was entirely Post-Lasseter Pixar (after he moved to Disney Animation rather than being #metoo’d)?

Does Olafs Frozen Adventure count?