i read like 2 comments from parents expressing concern about how their kids would react, which sounds more like projection than anything else. I know you’re towing the company line, but there are people who might actually like Cars 2 (not me mind you but they don’t sell a shit ton of Mater stuff because there isn’t a…

honestly, these articles are more “generated” than written anymore

little kids who are into murdering anthropomorphic vehicles? Actually I’ve seen it twice and Ive never clutched my pearls at the car being “murdered.” sounds like the writer is just too sensitive.

“This video will not play in your country”.  Ohh yeah, how do YOU like it, murica?

its not!? dammit... these upvotes are meaningless!

You know, sometimes it’s ok to say “hey, I’m not the target market for this”. Then you don’t feel slighted because ‘ME! ME! ME!”

read the rest of that paragraph,  they’re like a dog who knows they’re not supposed to eat garbage and are doing everything they can to not eat the garbage

it would have been hilarious if they did decide to end it on that scene.  The fact that its Disney though is a spoiler alert in itself so no tears from me. 

haha, thought you’d like that one.

Why would I be upset with David Oyelowo?  I mean, he is relevant to this article, which is much more than you can say for yourself. Again, your conflating your own ego with racism.  Me Making Fun of you has nothing to do with racism. It has to do with you being a self important cunt.  Can’t you understand that?

exactly, and they give you like 3-4 seconds to recalibrate yourself after zoning out to try to catch the prompt in time.  I find that just as annoying as when previews autoplay.  I wonder if there’s a toggle so it doesn’t bother asking you

I have a general disdain for Netflix to begin with and a lot of it stems from the “Skip Intro” and especially “next episode” buttons. I always watch the intros and the credits because I don’t believe in mindless consumption of art without acknowledging the artists, and also sometimes the credits have an awesome song…

no, but the “conversation” you had with those commenters ended 7 years ago.  god, for someone who fancies himself better than everyone, you’re pretty thick aren’t you?

What got on my nerve was the fact that you’ve been holding on to what a bunch of commenters said what 7 years ago? About a movie that they’ve long since forgotten and you’re demanding an apology? Are you truly that joyless a fuck?

got that right...although we did discover you dont take criticism very well...so there’s that

no that about covers it. see you in the next article where you bring up decades old accusations and think you accomplished something

Dude,  you can’t seem to recognize (!)  that I’m not making fun of racism, I’m making fun of you. Because you’re an insufferable turd. And no, making fun of recognitions =/= supporting racism, no matter how bad you want to believe that. 

imagine you thinking people should apologize to you for anything. your conflated ego doesn’t mean shit in the world of social ills

I’m not being a glib dick about racism, I’m being a glib dick about you and your seemingly endless database of woked-ness. I could say “Art Carney” and I’m sure you can give me 10 reasons to hate him. I’m just as relieved that theres a light being shone on racism as the next guy but if Tom Hanks or whoever tipped a…

Nah, just you.