I got halfway through this trailer before realizing “oh yeah, I did see the first one”. 

did it subvert your expectations?

Disney Exec 1 - “This sounds an awful lot like a Deus ex Machina”

Merry Christmas to you too

And Ill be the basic bitch who thought that was the biggest eyeroll moment of that overrated borefest, even worse than the “only the key characters left standing at the end of The Long Night” moment in GoT

Somebody who fancies themselves as intellectual trying to say “think outside the box”

And thus #defundCBC is trending in Canada, because Canadians can be sheeple too

so you’d prefer there to be a “Rando” in addition to a ‘Lando’ and ‘Mando’ in the Star Wars universe?

you do it because Rian Johnson took the story notes that the producers gave him and wiped his ass with them.  Because subversion!  (I’m sure he was on the chopping block but they didn’t need anymore bad PR after Lord/Miller got canned from Solo and Rogue One had to be saved in post)

Riiight!

“Wanna lick? Syke!”  was the de facto taunt whenever we would get ice cream

thats his day drinking hair

wank wank

Funny how every review of ROS becomes a glowing review of TLj. Who can't let the past die?

Then use this list to your advantage and watch something outside of your box. I haven't heard of a lot of these films either but I'm not offended by it.

Surely you can't be serious?

Its great if you are into experimental, freeform docs ala Koyaanisqatsi, San Soleil. Although a bit more CGI heavy than those. basically the dinosaur section of Tree of Life brought to feature length

to quote a line from a better comic book movie “and here...we...go”

Sadly most of these candidates are one Howard Dean "Shyaaa!!" Away from obscurity. 

Ha! mine is 12345....uh, i mean,  no its not!