My understanding of corporate America is that one cannot become a manager unless one is more than willing to value money over human beings.

You’re underestimating his mental illness. He does not “know” anything other than “Trump is the smartest, strongest, fastest, sexiest, and most humble man in world history.” He is literally incapable of “knowing” anything else.

So far the only evidence provided is that you can’t spell Pulisic, yet you’re supposedly an expert on 30 other players.

It’s not gel. It’s clay or, maybe, pomade. I can’t even take you seriously.

It’s hard to call what Batman does ‘winning’. He constantly has to fight the same people, because, he does nothing to address their means of acquiring power and becoming dangerous. He just beats people up. Also, all of his friends and family tend to suffer and die due to his vigilantism.

If you or someone you know is a bad-quarterback-enabler, you may be entitled to compensation.

Jay Cutler used to be one of the better...quarterbacks in the entire league.

This may be an unpopular opinion, but esports ARE NOT SPORTS and should not be covered by Deadspin. Now get off my lawn!!

Republicans would love it! “What do you mean you need food stamps? Why haven’t you sold a kidney yet? People want everything handed to them, when there’s thousands of dollars just sitting inside their body.”

Can we not normalize manbabies crying about a sauce packet?

That is a very low bar.

The day the Clintons disappear forever can’t come soon enough. Hillbilly huscksters who got taken out by a syphilitic game show host. It is the legacy they wholeheartedly deserve.

It was picked up not because of anything he was wearing, but a bit more to do with how he climbed on a moving schoolbus and went batshit.

If you went to McDonald’s for their nasty-ass chicken nuggets just to get some sauce because a cartoon character raved about it, you are one of the most gullible fools ever. You got played by a cartoon and a mega-corporation.

If you waited in line for hours to get said sauce, you have officially failed at life.

Mike Pence looks like a stick of deodorant someone taught to wince.

Somebody needs to tell you that you are one of those dipshit fans of this overrated cartoon that doesn’t really get irony.

I mean, Panama’s entire existence is predicated on letting things through.

It looks “filmic” because that’s the standard. I explained why it became the standard, cost. It’s what we’re raised on which is why video looks so “bad.”

Zero cars have souls.

These things need to be banned until the long term health-effect of living near them can be properly studied and vetted. There’s strong evidence of negative side effects from the constant low frequency pulse of the turbine’s motion. They built one near a friend of mine’s uncles house. His wife suddenly got herpes out…