I get the nagging sense he’s going to do really well at this position. Sean was just a boilerplate Republican. Tony is a real believer, and probably a sociopath.

Should’ve prayed harder that the deal wouldn’t be altered further

*receives pink slips*

In addition to Chance, the lineup included Kyle, PnB Rock, and ANoyd.

For people who flew in from out of state, or even out of the country

I can only imagine the shit storm that would have occured if Obama tried to raise the smoking age to 21. Sarah Palin would be passing out free cigarettes to community college students and Fox News would be openly talking about overthrowing the government

At last he will be free to track down the real killer.

The Warrior will also accept 60% ownership in your start up.

So tired of seeing your shit responses to nearly every fucking article. Do you have anything resembling a life outside of this website? John McCain has accomplished more in 1 year than you will in your entire life sitting around looking for stars on Kinja. Get fucked.

Ah, the Solemn Ponce Face. A 5:30 am tradition in Chicago...

It’s called alternate history and is a large genre of fictional writing. see the man in the high castle on Amazon prime video . Amazon is also chock full of these types of books. What if Nazis had won. What if the south had won, what if ww2 continued past 1945. Now fiction is being scrutinized? Oh boy...

Victor, survivor....potato, potahto....

• Who is this energetic for a street fight at 6:50 a.m.

I mean, if I have a garbage can I’m not afraid to use it in a fight. Give me a machete (or a gun for that matter) and I doubt I’d be nearly as enthusiastic with it.

I kinda love how the fight quickly devolves into a “Eh, whatever” kind of ending. As if it’s just another the day at the office or something.

Why can’t all teens be bitter, emotionally crippled, Tom Waits-loving alcoholics like I was at 17?

I feel like destroying western civilization after watching this turd muncher on camera.

Footage of this guy is the best ISIS recruiting video ever.

“Honestly, yeah it’s terrible,” Paul said about his neighbors’ complaints. “It’s a bad situation. No, I feel bad for them, for sure. There’s nothing we can do, though. The Jake Paulers [Paul’s fans] are the strongest army out there. Dab.” And then he dabbed.

And then he dabbed.