What you’ve just posted is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having read it.

Oh, my God! You’re a Speaker and a Writer? Can I suck your dick?

The only joke around here is your so called writing career

Of course he speaks and writes for a living!

You speak and write for a living? You don’t say!!! Impressive! Most impressive!

Wow you are incredibly stupid. You write an asshole reply saying you write for a living get but can’t comprehend the most basic of jokes. What exactly do you write for?

I guess reading comprehension isn’t in your job description.

You had many words for him. Oddly, none of them were, “My reading comprehension is not what it should be for someone who speaks and writes for a living.”

Wow, you’re truly stupid.

It will be interesting to see the assimilation process in the decades to come, if they don’t decide to return to their homelands. Will succeeding generations of women of Middle Eastern/Muslim background wear the hijab less frequently, as past immigrant groups have done with veils, headcoverings and wigs? Will American…

This schtick could be milked for so much. He could challenge the women’s champion to a match because he doesn’t see gender. He could steal the belt and give it to some other heel loser to “redistribute” the wealth. Every time he loses a match, he could appeal it to some fake wrestling governing body and get the match…

The Progressive Liberal believes in health care for all . . . when he’s through with them.

Where else was he supposed to practice his three-point turns?

His finishing move is “The Safe Space” in which he runs his opponent over from inside his Prius.

You have a lot of stories, some of them are even kinda entertaining, but I would bet my daughters left nut that none of them are true.

“But enough about my ex-wife!”

The Taco Bell dog’s long lost sibling didn’t live the charmed life of his brother. Growing up in gang riddled LA he was constantly running afoul the law. Hardened by his years on the streets he’s just as likely to bite you as look at you, but that’s not to say he didn’t also have a catchy catchphrase: “Don’t fuck…

These owners must come from pretty open-minded, laid-back communities. My neighbors all complained and ultimately had me arrested when I attempted to enter my ugly dog.

C’mon man, show Isaiah Thomas some respect.

That was pretty ridiculous, but Mae Young did give birth to a hand.