but you don’t see animals, whose intellectual abilities are less than our own, treating each other with the kind of cruelty you will readily find in human society.

They denied Obama’s request for intervention in Syria in 2013.

If you ever wonder why people seem to not take your opinions seriously, it’s because you say things like this.

No, we’re not at war with Syria. Congress gets to vote on that.

In psych, praising desirable actions always gets better results than punishment.

She was literally already advocating we bomb Syria though

It shouldn’t have to be said, but I will say it anyway: If you voted for Trump because you “just didn’t like Hillary,” I will never fucking forgive you.

For fucks sake, he hit an opposite field home run off a 22 year old lefty with solid minor league numbers. Doesn’t mean he’s going to sniff the majors but give credit where it’s due.

30 pieces of silver

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”

Maybe he thinks he’s in the mid 80s USSR?

Yeah, but “Asshole calls asshole “asshole” after asshole calls asshole out on assholery” is an AWFUL headline, pronoun-wise.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

Excuse me, but in a blind taste test they all voted for Pepsi.

Nah, he’s there to be the public face of the owners so that most of the public shits on him rather than the actual owners who are the truly awful people in all of this. And he’s done a masterful job at that and could certainly continue while the owners try to fuck the players again when the next CBA is up.

Goodell must be a master negotiator to get $40M for persuading TV networks to air professional football games.

this angsty, masochistic cult.

Because it’s baseball.

“You’ve got to be bleeping me!”

Yeah, that's why you should also upsize everything, buy in bulk, and encourage obesity.